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Oct 8

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Oct 7

Prison v/s Work

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.		you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you get three meals a day (free).		.you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you get time off for good behavior.		you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.		.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you can watch TV and play games.		you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you get your own toilet.		you have to share.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	they allow your family and friends to visit.		you can not even speak to your family and friends.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.		You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

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Latest dialogues from the movie "Ghayal Coder" under production

*Sunny Deol*: Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench! Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!

Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur
unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench! Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

*Sunny Deol*: Chaddha samjao ise….
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta…
Coder use lekar paida hota hai…. *Sunny Deol*: Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai…………

*Sunny Deol*: Bazaar main aise code bahut milte lekin unko chalane ke liye jo seena chaiye hta hai who ek coder lekar paida hta hai *Developer Nana Patekar’s dialogue*:
Bang Bang Bang…(on the keyboard)…

Ye dekho …
Ye ‘C’ ka code.. ye ‘C++’ ka code… Ye dono mila diya… Ab bata saale tester - ‘C’ ka kaunsa, ‘C++’ ka kaunsa???

Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale…. Bata bata

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Oct 6